Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
Club soda, I guess this is goodbye. It's not you, it's me. I'll be frank, I've found a completeness in the companionship of a Swede, Camitz Sparkling Vodka, and this budding romance has rendered my personal feelings for you rather, well, flat.
I'm willing to share custody of Ice, you can have weekdays but I want to chill out with her on weekends and holidays.
Friday, August 1, 2008
Don't be that way, Dennis Wilson. Jealousy clashes with bell bottoms. Anyway, I think he's more into you than me.
... Even if he did "watch a girl become a woman one day." Um, ew.