Monday, August 4, 2008

Bubble, Up

Camitz Sparkling Vodka – The original truly Sparkling Vodka, Super Premium 40% alc./vol. Product of Sweden.

Club soda, I guess this is goodbye. It's not you, it's me. I'll be frank, I've found a completeness in the companionship of a Swede, Camitz Sparkling Vodka, and this budding romance has rendered my personal feelings for you rather, well, flat.

I'm willing to share custody of Ice, you can have weekdays but I want to chill out with her on weekends and holidays.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Everything Peter Allen is New Again

Everyone, meet new retro crooner boyfriend, Peter Allen. He's not the boy next door, oh no he's not.

Don't be that way, Dennis Wilson. Jealousy clashes with bell bottoms. Anyway, I think he's more into you than me.

... Even if he did "watch a girl become a woman one day." Um, ew.